I made a funny

I don’t do this often.  I can’t find any reference to this phrase on Google, so I might as well publish it here.  Not like I’m going to make any money off it.  Along the lines of “make like a tree and leave…..”

“I’m going to make like Henry VIII and head off.”

(G Wellwood, August 2010)”

Tee hee.

Hideous Hardbody gets A/C

Just did the complete install.  Super easy – Nissan left all the wiring right there for you, and parts are super easy to access.

Install Details Here: Hideous Air

Artsie Moment

While I like to believe that “Friends don’t let Friends take Arts,” I occasionally have artsie moments. Don’t worry, it will pass.

(c) G Wellwood 2010

Built a Tubing Bender

Build details here: GotTrikes Tubing Bender

Plans from www.gottrikes.com. Die from www.pro-tools.com, purchased through www.tmrcustoms.com. Air/Hydraulic ram from www.northerntools.com.

Is they's all illitergitimate?

Found a set of micrometers on eBay out of the States.  Asked for shipping to Canada.  Here’s the reply:

“Hi Im not sune on how to llk up your address (V4V 1Y7). I have never had a adderss like that. If it helps my zip is 15631″

Wow.  And they ship “worldwide.”

More MegaSquirt Tuning - IAT this time!

You may recall I’ve been MegaSquirting the Lethal Locost.

I noticed that when I drive in the early mornings before it gets hot out, the engine datalogs want a richer mixture.  And when I drive in the hot afternoon, the engine datalogs want leaner.

Problem is, once I burn a leaner map, the engine is too lean the next morning.

I’m thinking one problem might be Intake Air Temperature correction.  I found a setting in MegaSquirt (using Tuner Studio) that allows me to scale some correction to the IAT sensor and subsequent fuel calculation.

Instead of the default linear approach, I’m trying a bit of a slope as suggested by numerous threads on the www.msefi.com Forums:

This should add fuel (or rather, take away less fuel) as the engine runs hot, and vice versa.  Cold start has always been a bit iffy as well – never quite enough fuel it seems….

We’ll see how it turns out.

Also discovered that the PCMCIA Serial adapter I bought is a piece of festering poo – lots of comm interrupts. Oh well. Back to the USB/Serial adapter….

EDIT: Turned out REALLY well.  Tweaking the IAT correction was a significant improvement.

Oh Noes!

C-Notching? Mini-notching? What’s next?!

READ MORE: Hideous C-Notching

Good advice for you

Be where you need to be when you need to be there for what you need to be there for, and there you’ll be.

Government Contracts

Government Contracts

Randal Graves: [talking about the second Death Star] A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I’ll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.

Dante Hicks: Not just Imperials, is what you’re getting at…

Randal Graves: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they’d hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.

Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?

Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed – casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. [notices Dante's confusion]

Randal Graves: All right, look-you’re a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia – this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn’t ask for that. You have no personal politics. You’re just trying to scrape out a living.

(stolen from somewhere on the web)

May is Zombie Awareness Month

Gray Ribbon

Supporters of Zombie Awareness Month wear a gray ribbon to signify the undead shadows that lurk behind our modern light of day. From May 1 through May 31, Zombie Research Society Members and friends take this small step to acknowledge the coming danger.

http://www.zombieresearch.org/awareness.html